All I Know How To Do Is Reblog

briefnightmarefire:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

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among-us-fungus:

thetrashchronicles:

frog-whisperer:

eye-co:

nightsistersmerrin:

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

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erene-e:

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dykecadence:

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

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kedreeva:

A coworker today showed me a listing for a house he wanted to have a look at, and I noticed that the address was near mine so I offered to swing by (since he lives like an hour and a half away from me) and have a look at it, and see if it was worth anything, and I got there, and I messaged him and I said

there’s a tree growing through it on purpose

he said what? like growing inside of it?

I said there’s a tree

growing through it

on purpose

Anyway he’s going to go look at it I guess

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craftymoonduck:

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dudeinthestacks:

I feel seen.

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mrspider:

remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

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kirkwallgremlin:

Me: picks up literally everything possible in a game

The game: your inventory is full

Me: :O

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should-be-sleeping:

justprettygay:

should-be-sleeping:

should-be-sleeping:

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

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studentlifeproblems:

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